The best scene of rules of engagement sitcom's entire series is in S1E1 when Audrey and Jeff goes to invite Adam and Jen for going to an Arts show
Adam - You've got a stain right there.
Jeff - Come on! I get it from Audrey's stupid bicycle. She's never using it, it's been hanging
in our hallway for two years
Jeff - Cooolll.. Mets stuff.
Adam - Thanks. I wanted to hang it here, but Jen wants me to put it in my office. I guess we'll figure out a compromise.
Jeff: Yeah, Audrey and I, we compromise all the time. Like when we got our first apartment,
she wanted to get a cat..........And I didn't want to get a cat, so...
Jeff - We compromised and got a cat.
Adam - It's too bad, but it's not gonna happen to me. Jennifer's allergic to cat.
Jeff - So am I.
Adam - Well, then why did you let Audrey get her way?
Jeff - You have a biology textbook around here? :D
Adam - You've got a stain right there.
Jeff - Come on! I get it from Audrey's stupid bicycle. She's never using it, it's been hanging
in our hallway for two years
Jeff - Cooolll.. Mets stuff.
Adam - Thanks. I wanted to hang it here, but Jen wants me to put it in my office. I guess we'll figure out a compromise.
Jeff: Yeah, Audrey and I, we compromise all the time. Like when we got our first apartment,
she wanted to get a cat..........And I didn't want to get a cat, so...
Jeff - We compromised and got a cat.
Adam - It's too bad, but it's not gonna happen to me. Jennifer's allergic to cat.
Jeff - So am I.
Adam - Well, then why did you let Audrey get her way?
Jeff - You have a biology textbook around here? :D
